there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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