just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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