dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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