these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
time to smoke my breakfast
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Randomize