STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
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I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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