After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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