Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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