That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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