Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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