Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.