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• (312): View more from Illinois

  you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER

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• (914): View more from New York

  I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no

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• (619): View more from California

  This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?

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