I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.