This is evicking siegelnvs
This is fucking ridiculous*
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
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I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.