I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Your cock deserves a montage
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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