she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
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i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
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There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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