At least make sure they are 18
Why
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Are my feet made of real feet?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Come on in and take your pants off
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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