sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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