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I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night

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(314): View more from Missouri

We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world

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(513): View more from Ohio

Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday

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(203): View more from Connecticut

The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.

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(303): View more from Colorado

You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.

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(727): View more from Florida

You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.

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(773): View more from Illinois

No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.

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(850): View more from Florida

He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!

(407): View more from Florida

You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?

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