Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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