New invention idea: vibrating tampons
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
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I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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