Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
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A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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