if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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