I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
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I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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