They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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