yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
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I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
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The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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