I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
We left the knife in your bed.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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