I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
People in love make me want to vomit
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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