I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
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And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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