i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
