I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
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I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
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With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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