: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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