That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
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I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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