The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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