I've blown a few things in my day
honey bunches of taint.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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