Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
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dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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