I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
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With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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