Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
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Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
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You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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