your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
