This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
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Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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