i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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