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I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
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You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
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His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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