Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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