I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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