If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
vagina is talking i cant
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
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He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
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All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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