Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
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He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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