Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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