I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
even my farts smell like vagina
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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