Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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