I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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