the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
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He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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