You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
