nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
When are your genitals available?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Randomize
