ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
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All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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