worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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