It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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