Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
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You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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