i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Reggie can tackle my bush.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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