i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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