they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
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i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
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Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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