I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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